everybody you have ever met came out of a vagina screaming in fear
(via e-uphori-a)
some kids just turned up at my house and i still havent bought any candy so i just gave them random stuff from the pantry and this little girl got an egg and she was so greatful and i didnt know why until i saw heR THROW IT AT THE NEIGHBOURS DOG AND CACKLE MENIACLY AS SHE RAN OFF INTO THE NIGHT HOLYFUCK GUYS I THINK I JUST WITNESSED THE ANTICHRIST
(via 1251-ludlow)
